Elm Sinclair

It was a rainy Thursday afternoon in May when Elm was first introduced to the world. After looking first at the doctor and then the nurses, young Elm quickly determined that he was superior to every other person on this planet. More than 20 years later his theory still holds water, and he decided it was his destiny to save the people of Earth. Elm's exploits include (but are not limited to) interior design of MSNBC's "How to Catch a Predator" house, harvesting coconuts for Girl Scout cookies, protecting teachers from doctors with a heavy supply for apples, killing with kindness, killing sharks with his bare hands, killing bears with his shark hands, mating and dating, grabbing the bull by the horns, curing the common cold, waving his hands in the air as if he just doesn't care, being happy and knowing it and following that discovery by clapping his hands, posing for the cover of romance novels, writing prose, breathing, stretching, shaking, and letting it go.