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I completed my atrociously long tenure at Worthing High School, and now, it's time for a fair and balanced assessment, aka an unnecessarily offensive rant.
Prevailing wisdom holds that joining a gang will provide protection to an inmate. But not always. This list offers an insight into the failures of incarcerated organized crime.
Craigslist: the most trusted, reliable source of employment opportunities available today, according to Fortune and Harvard Business Review. Or not.
Today I came across the most amazing techno/electronic/funky/sexy/crazy/amazing/beautiful/wicked/awesome song. Allow me to explain.
The Diary Entries of a Misguided Christian Trying to Make Sense of the World
Before the gladiators and before men in tight shorts started running around for the benefit of lusting female fans, there were the Greek gods themselves.
Imagine how stupid you would look if you fell on the ground flailing and crying, accusing a guy 20 meters away from you of foul play. The same goes for sex.
I am your asshole waiter. I admit it, I accept it, and you probably should too. But in my defense, you brought it on yourself.
<p>In the obligatory pre-marital counseling, a couple learns about what they will fight over once the deed is done. The list really comes as no surprise to anyone, but is still worth noting. Being halfway through year one, I figured this was a good time to see how we are stacking up.</p><p><strong><font size="4">1. Money</font></strong></p>
What follows is a brief summation of what Grossman sees through his red, roadmap eyes as he stares out across the experience of eighteen months since the publication of "Grossman's Guide to the Galaxy."
Timeless tips to avoid overrated bands, including avoiding bands with food in the title, bands that prey on childhood memories or evoke violence and more!
Dear Sirs, it is only on hindsight that I am truly able to appreciate my server Nigel's innovative style, which others felt made him a 'cheeky bastard.'