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You ever notice how in Los Angeles the dirt is a brownish-red color, but in New York it’s a reddish-brown color?
No glass bottles. No breaking glass bottles. No threatening Duck Race volunteers with broken glass bottles.
It blows my mind that we used to be one country, isn’t that wild? But enough about me. Tell me what have you been up to?
When you read the option “Going down,” what was your reaction? ⚪ Turned on ⚪ Grossed out
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I studied Strasberg with Laura Dern. I, too, was in the original Jurassic Park before Steven Spielberg edited me out.
Throwing out the ceremonial sea lion is actor Brendan Fraser, who starred in "The Whale" and has been known to compete in yacht tipping competitions himself.
Now, front legs clasped, we surge skyward to a world replete with the bounties of over a decade of equality and universal healthcare!
Just where do you fair-weather fans get off not spending your meager savings on tickets to see a multimillionaire’s vanity project?
We take pride in our product. We know that there is no better feeling than tossing a big burlap sack over your shoulder after a big heist.
Bar Harbor, Maine: Honk if you love pine trees! So chic, so luxe, so full of rose-soaked French fries and whoopie pies for the stealing.
Instead of focusing on what the driver hit (a tree), or nearly hit (another tree), remember to notice the things they didn’t hit.