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Seeing as though you sent in your application approximately 56 seconds after we sent out the form, you were a little too late.
Irritable Parent: “I SAID, turn right. Am I doing this for my health? You wanted to get to 1862 Forestway Boulevard North"
The profession is not without risks. The first electric blanket took ten years to develop and three pro nappers suffered burns.
She has experienced the perfect amount of sexual oppression and shame to properly teach your daughters about their growing bodies.
I did see you knock a few cups off of my counter, but that was only because I took a break from my constant sobbing.
Am I OK? What do you care? You’re just thinking, “Did anyone like the bikini pic I posted at the pool before I ALMOST KILLED MY BEST FRIEND?”
Huh, the state beverage of Delaware is also milk! That’s okay. We can drink milk in more than one state!
“Yo! You must be the new year!?” said 2020, seeming to come out of nowhere. “Welcome to Calendar Corp."
Embroidery: Alex showed creativity and initiative by choosing to embark on this task but quit immediately upon realizing that it is difficult.
Q: How can I tell if someone is trying to deceive me? A: Ever since my yoga teacher introduced me to QAnon I realized the importance of credibility.
I wasn’t snooping, just monitoring your every action as per our agreement—and I noticed some trends that concerned me.
Welles Insisted On Playing Both the Canary and the Human: Weight fluctuations nearly killed Welles and made the insurance for the project skyrocket.