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My own spider (Cecil) was like the son I never had. Actually, I have a human son, but he's been quite a disappointment to me.
Non-stop service from Dunkin Brands/Boston International Airport to Paramount++ Presents The Mummy VI/Hollywood Burbank Airport.
But after all my sacrifice, my masterpiece sold only sixty-three copies, fifty of which I pawned my furniture to buy.
Definitely cringe, but as a tech startup that is not part of the Federal Reserve System, we’re kind of impressed. Seriously, this hack was lit.
Much like the novel Coronavirus, there is something deeply disturbing about Mewtwo.
Always Be Conscious of your employee’s emotional state before saying anything that might be construed as offensive or unnecessarily ruthless.
A black olive is a pipe dream and an avocado would sooner appear in a lasagna than in this salad.
Bear from "Bear in the Big Blue House" Is a Landlord: He has converted his Big Blue House into nine tiny, poorly ventilated studio apartments.
Little did I know then that I would soon join the ranks of those with no hope of escaping or being opened even in the slightest manner.
Shoes off, coat off, valuables off before entering the performance area, if you please, sir. We're not like other improv troupes, you know.
As a chair on stage, they’re not expecting me to go there. They’re also not expecting me to be the one making the jokes.
Error: Place all scanned items in the bagging area, even the 50-pound bag of dog food. Figure it out. The rules of our game have been made very clear.