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I was telling the other toddlers about how if they ever plan to retire, they’ll need real dough, not Play-Doh.
Some things just can’t be fixed with free waffle fries.
In this instance, the coyote was blasted through said wall following a violent explosion of his own devising.
The kind of stuff that happens on the mirror is exactly the kind of stuff I deal with every day.
All the signs are there. Darren’s always said our relationship is “the one perfect thing in this godforsaken hellhole of a country.”
Tic Tac Toe: a clever way to tell a girl you like her?
My initial thought was to upload old home movies of my clarinet recitals and junior varsity soccer games.
Seven puts an end to the question, “Can a number outstay its welcome?” with a resounding, eye-rolling yes.
I’ve since had a cancellation, opening a slot when I actually COULD play one of your sick little games.
Pomegranates? The fruit of the elite. They hold onto their seeds like "La La Land" tried to hold onto the Oscar in 2017.
Players assume the role of tired wizards and cast spells, and summon creatures to do their bidding and help fold laundry.
You will be a person who, needing more room for books, never once thinks the words “bricks” or “boards.”