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May 2008 |
 Choose
Your Own Adventure: Blind Date
by Matt Hulten
Your friends have finally forced you off your Xbox and out
of the house to meet a real girl. Will you make it through the
evening with her?
 Why
You Should Still Be Scared of Sex
by Brenden Bauman
Sex now is scarier than your first time, thanks to a myriad
of new diseases and dicks runnin' wild. |
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April 2008 |
 Monogamy's
a Bitch
by J.B. Hour
Women will never understand the strange view men have of
monogamy. The view set forth decades ago by pioneers
like Johnny Appleseed.
 Regarding
My Actions at Last Evening's Faculty-Student Basketball
Game
by Matt Hulten An apology from a 6th grade teacher who led
his team to victory “by any means necessary."
 The
Tale of My Tail
by Sarah Romeo
A massive growth terrorizes Sarah's coccyx region, and you
may bear witness to all the intimate, grueling details as the tail
grows.
 A
Letter from Your Unborn Fetus
by Paul Frank
An unborn child speaks out from inside the womb to let his
father know it's OK to have an abortion, and how to convince the
girlfriend to do it.
 My
Inner Gym Monologue
by Johnny Groeling
The deepest thoughts of an overweight guy heading back to
the gym after nearly six months of avoiding it at all costs.
 They
Call Her Snow White Because She's a Coke Slut
by Nancye Mucciarone
Since we were little, Disney has been shoving the "nice guy,
true love" lie down our throats. But no more. |
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March 2008 |
 What
the Devil is Everyone's Problem?
by Alex Meyers
It's not easy having a son who's the anti-Christ, but how
can you not love your son? Grow up people, he's a CHILD for God's
sake!
 This
is Why I'm Single
by J.B. Hour
You wanna know the real reasons I don't have a girlfriend?
Because girls can't let anything go, including arguments and the
phone.
 Conflict
Cubic Zirconium
by Jeff Beck
For decades, Canadian cubic zirconium manufacturers have
been using Canadian children for slave labor in CZ death labs. Help
stop the atrocity.
 The
Infamous Ass Onion by Doug Ault
Fueled by moonshine and the freedom from parents, a high school
party gives way to the drunkest, grossest morning after story ever.
 Hook-Up
Translation Guide for Girls
by Nancye Mucciarone
Guys say a lot of things they don't exactly mean. Girls,
read this and save yourself the trouble of deciphering his most
common bullshit lines.
 The
Fine Art of Farting
by Jake Sikma
Only a lucky few of us are able to quell the panic, fear and
frustration of farting in favor of clinching, leaning and playing
off the flatulent with skill.
 Ten
Things You Should Know About Money
by Alex Meyers
Everyone loves money, but
nobody knows what it is. Is it a food? Is it a drink? If so, is
it coffee? Here's some of what
you need to know.
 Movies
I'd Like to See...
by Caleb McEwen
As Hollywood prepares to have sex with itself
and birth another round of formula movies and sequels, here are
a few creative twist ideas. |
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February 2008 |
 Look
at My Hawaiian Shirt!
by Anthony Novak
It's so cheap, yet so unbelievably sweet! This is definitely
gonna score me some hot ladies tonight. Nothing says laidback like
the Hawaiian!
 Read
This or Stay Fat
by Alex Meyers
Do you want to lose weight but are tired of dieting or
trying? Then today is your lucky day! Weight Loss Mania can even
help adults with fat kids!
 Why
I'm an English Major
by Sarah Romeo
English majors are well aware their degree will probably
lead to a life of poverty. But for some reason, they can't help
following their fate.
 Oh
My God, They Signed Kenny!
by Michael Traeger
Kenneth Gorelick, the man who once failed to make his high
school jazz band, somehow duped Arista into marketing the
dreaded Kenny G.
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Valentine's Day Rules for Guys by
Xavier Holland
#16: Don't watch The Notebook. I mean
sure, it might help you get the girl, but even you have
to draw the line somewhere.
 The
Applebee's Menu Items are My Only Friends
by Paul Frank
With entrees like those Honey BBQ Baby Backs and an endless
supply of mouthwatering sides, there's no need for human
relationships.
 Diagnosis
Murder by J.B. Hour
It's not every day that somebody asks you to help them commit
murder and is totally serious about it. But getaway drivers
don't grow on trees.
 You're
Probably Not Going to this Party by
Nathan DeGraaf
Interviews with two of the luckiest Playboy U reps in the
country, each of whom chose 25 of the hottest girls to attend
Playboy's Super Bowl Party. |
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January 2008 |
 Remembering
Joe's Bar and Grill
by Caleb McEwen
In its 100 years as an icon of Americana,
Joe's has hosted iguana fights, allied itself with Germany, sold
opium instead of alcohol, and much more.
 In
Search of the Legal High
by Jonathan Marine
People will claim anything and everything is an intoxicant
if it gets them some coin, but which ones actually work? Here are
the real deal highs.
 Global
Warming Does Not Exist
by Paul Frank
Global warming is the liberal's way of whining, "I'm too
hot, but it's not my fault, it's society's fault." And that's the
inconvenient truth.
 007:
Die Another Year
by Kevin Chang
2007 was a shitshow, a debacle, and we loved
every goddamn second of it, from tasers and iPhones to Britney
Spears and Anna Nicole Smith.
 I
Really Mucked Up that Hostage Crisis
by Caleb McEwen
An open letter of apology from a regretful SWAT team member who put
his fellow officers in danger. Just another reminder that alcohol
kills.
 When
I Was Your Age by J.B. Hour
If your childhood is any indication of the type of childhood your
offspring will endure (and it is), please consider abortion. It's a
lot less painful.
 How to Be Annoying by Kevin
Chang
There's no formula on how to be a writer, much less one
for PIC. But that won't keep other internet authors from telling you
exactly how to do it. |
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December 2007 |
 You
Are Not an Internet Badass
by Caleb McEwen
The internet has empowered an entire group of people who
should never have been empowered. And when real life hits, they
better take cover.
 All
Twelve Days of Christmas Explained
by Jake Christie
Your true love sent you what? Ten lords a-leaping? You've
got to be kidding. What's next, French hens and pipers piping??
...Seriously?
 The Ass Strike
by Johnny Groeling
Listen up, ass, you've had your way for way too long. From now on, you will no longer be wiped clean until these demands are met.
 How to Be a PIC Writer
by J.B Hour
Around your friends, you're the funniest person in the group, but how do you successfully take that ego to the internet? Take a seat, n00b.
 The
Radical Evolution of the Clothespin
by Rebecca Ugolini
An unbiased and scholarly account of the genesis of one of
life's little essentials. If you like wearing wet clothes, DO
NOT READ THIS.
 Fake Answers to Fake Questions
by Paul Frank
Get ready for the Q&A that's bound to revolutionize the
imaginary advice column industry! Two perspectives, one person -
it's schizotherapy!
 Four Killer Dating Tips for Guys
by Scott Goodyer
Can't get a date? Here are four guaranteed-to-work dating tips for all you nerds out there, including the 3 C's and confidence visualization! |
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November 2007 |
 So She Realized You're a Dork
by Zachary Atchison
Boy meets girl, girl meets penis, things are going well. But what do you do when girl meets Star Wars collection, and girl goes mild?
 And
the Rockets Red Glare
by J.B. Hour
We won the war, we drive on the right side of the road, and
we could care less about Victoria Beckham. Clearly, the U.S. is
better than England.
 An
Office Visit with Doctor Don't be Cruel
by Michelle Herron
Seems like 'ol Doc in the Box knows about as much as Elvis
when it comes to prescribing the right pills. Whole lotta
shakin' goin' on indeed.
 UTV:
The Worldwide Leader in Drunk
by Tyler Haggard
University Television brings you all the programming the
other networks won't air. Like the Drinking Olympics, and bands
that don't suck. |
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October 2007 |
 The
Top 10 Halloween Myths by Kevin
Chang
Are black cats really bad luck? Do goths love
Halloween as much as their trench coats? The answers may
surprise and/or scare you.
 That
One Time You Killed a Clown
by Paul Frank
Hey, remember that really crazy shit that went down in the
back room of the carnival? Come on, I know you remember. You
killed a fucking clown.
 An
Open Love Letter to the Bronx
by Sarah Romeo
Oh Bronx, your straight ghetto ways never fail to impress.
Except for your roadside vendors. Please replace them with more
prostitutes and thugs.
 Your
Mom: Practice Makes Perfect by
Pat Francart
Making fun of your mom is still one of the
best jokes in the book. But to open her up time after time with
success takes planning and skill.
 The
Things I'd Do for Money
by J. Brown
You might not do ANYTHING for money, but there's a lot of
fucked up shit I bet you would do. Shall we begin valuing your
pain and suffering? |
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September 2007 |
 The
Lost Diaries of Adam and Eve
by Paul Frank
Finally, the Bible's most heated, inspirational passages are
available, direct from Adam’s own cocaine’d gums and Eve’s
herpes-ridden lips.
 Your
Favorite Music Blows
by Jake Klocksien
Hey, do you have a favorite type of music? Awesome, here's
why it sucks. Oh, it's indie? Please kill yourself before we
have to.
 How
to Organize Your Buddy List by
J.B. Hour
Just because you have 43,000 buddies on your
list doesn't mean you can't apply some sort of order to your
stalking behavior.
 6
Things You Need in Your Dorm Room
by Tyler Haggard
Assuming you already have a bed and a desk, here are the
next most important things you'll need in your two-person
college jail cell.
 One
More 9/11 Down
by Paul Frank
One more anniversary down, ten gazillion more 9/11 TV shows
and memorabilia to go. Soak it up, firefighters across America.
 Roommates
You Wish You Could Hate
by Paul Frank
Good thing you can't hate what doesn't exist, or your
roommate would be in a lot of trouble for things like
masturbating to photos of your family.
 Pimp
My America 2008
by J. Brown
We’re wasting money we don’t have, time we don’t have, and
our kids are turning into homos. It's time to get real and put
America on dubs. |
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August 2007 |
Idiotic
Phone Calls to the University
by Nicole Rougeot
At
the Rest Stop of Madness, Part II
by J.M. Lucci
Welcome
Back to Heaven, New Sophomore
by Tyler Haggard
How
to Speed Your Way Out of a DUI
by J. Brown
We're
More Interesting Than You
by Kevin Chang
Guide
to Interracial Dating
by Xavier Holland
At
the Rest Stop of Madness
by J.M. Lucci |
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July 2007 |
The
Power of the Dark Side
by Joe Ouldhouse
Disturbing
the Greenpeace
by Kevin Chang
The
Most Horrific Pick-Up Story Ever
by Michael Traeger
Kindergarten
vs. College
by Matt Hulten
Summer
Semester "To-Do" List
by J.M. Lucci
America
Spelled A-W-E-S-O-M-E
by Kevin Chang
Point
and Counterpointless
by E. Mike Tuckerson and Tom McCormack |
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June 2007 |
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Stop,
Drop and Roll Kindergarten Cop
by Michael Traeger
Where's
the Ice Cream Man?
by Kevin Chang
Penis
Envy: A Points in Case Study
by Sarah Romeo
Girls
Get all the Rapes
by Josh Baker
Women
are Like Shoes...
by J.B. Hour
The
People We Will Let Down this Summer
by PIC Staff
You
Must be This Smart to Ride
by Jason Smith
Original
Sin: Blowjob in the Garden
by Michelle Herron
Ugly
Amber: My Anti-Drug
by Joe Ouldhouse
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May 2007 |
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The
History of Beer Pong
by Niles Hodgman
I'd
Pay Extra to Avoid a "Happy Ending"
by Jason Smith
Famous
Writers Order a Muffin
by Xavier Holland
Create
Your Own Yearbook Entry
by Matt Hulten
The
"Get Intellectual Quick" Scheme
by Tom McCormack
What
Would Randy Spellner Do? by
J.B. Hour
The
Good Life in the Big House by
Michelle Herron
You
Gotta Have Faith by Mark Jabo
Love
is a Battlefield
by J.M. Lucci
A
Bunch of B.S. Tips
by Xavier Holland
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April 2007 |
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Europe: The Not So Lonely Planet
by Stephen Maynard
Casanova is My Homeboy
by Ha Nguyen
Welcome to the Team!!
by Jean-Pierre Lacrampe
Friday, As Decided By Your Organs
by J.M. Lucci
Once Upon a High School Party
by Alex Willen
How to Get Rid of Your Roommate
by Pat Francart
My Box for a Box
by Emily Fleischhauer
Six Steps to Breakup Salvation
by Michael Traeger
Stupid Questions Only Girls Ask
by Dan Opp
The Freshman Alcohol Major
by David Trotter
A Few Seconds of Male Genius by
Alex Willen
Escalator to Hell
by Sarah Romeo
I Know You Read My MySpace Message
by Matt Hulten |
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March 2007 |
Cashing in on Hallmark Struggles by
Mark Jabo
Lost Episodes from Various Family Sitcoms
by Jake Klocksien
Boner vs. Boner
by Erik Petersen
Top 10 College Party Themes
by Brian Fadal
The Golden Hour of Stragglin'
by Pete Flies
I Swear I'll Never Drink Again
by Sarah Romeo
A Request to the Ladies
by Josh Baker
Celebrate Steak & Blowjob Day by
James Whittet
The Hierarchy of Communication
by Matt Hulten
Guide to Sleeping with Women
by Alex Willen |
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February 2007 |
Whatcha Looking At, Buddy? by
Jean-Pierre Lacrampe
Orgasmo: You've Lost that Loving Feeling
by Jonathan Marine
A Conversation with God
by Josh Baker
Women: De-Classyfied
by J.B. Hour
Are You Ready for the Test? (Survey Results)
by Jake Christie
The Art of Seduction
by Joe Zimmerman
The Gift St. Valentine Never Gave
by Sarah Romeo
Hey, It's Your High School Friends!
by Alex Willen
Today We Salute You: Janitorial Staff
by J.M. Lucci
I Saw You Eye Fucking Me
by Josh Baker
Global Warming: A Convenient Theory
by James Whittet |
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January 2007 |
It's That Valen-time Again by
Michael Traeger
A Winner's Guide to Casino-Riches
by Stephen Maynard
Why Single People Wear Ugly Jackets
by Jonathan Marine
Gastronomic Dating Tips
by Pete Flies
Breaking Out of the Bubble
by Alex Willen
The Theory of the Unlandable Guy
by Maddi Whitworth
The 10 Types of College Relationships
by Jake Klocksien
Fat Chicks Make the World Go Round
by Stephen Maynard
I'll Take Care of That Bully, Son
by Jean-Pierre Lacrampe
Top 10 Rejected Party Themes
by Alex Willen
The Playaz Androgynist by Pete
Flies
Meeting the Parents: A Folks Tale
by Jonathan Marine |
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December 2006 |
Dick Pic Etiquette
by Michelle Herron
Google Ads: The Game!
by Alex Willen
The Switch: Liquor after Beer
by Stephen Maynard
Traditional Christmas Wisdom
by Jake Christie
Student Health Disservices
by Dan Zembrosky
How to Prevent the Pussy-Whip
by
Jonathan Marine
Home for the Holiday Hell by
Eric Woodward
How to Not Get Laid by J.B.
Hour
Oh No You Di'int
by Mark Jabo
Outsmarting the Scantron by
James Whittet
Guide to the Airport Hookup
by Alex Willen
The
Dorm Room Doldrums by
Matt Gagliardi
Facebook 2007: A Letter from Zuckerberg
by Chris Phelan |
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November 2006 |
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You Don't Want to Date Me
by Dean Flagg
A Day
in the Life of a Frat Guy by
James Pearson
Jen the
Fat by
Michael Sonjack
So
You Want to Be Awesome? by
Brian Fadal
Surviving General Education Courses
by
Dan Zembrosky
The Greatest Sexual Theory of All Time
by
Chris Phelan
Guy's
Guide to "Making Your Move"
by
Jonathan Marine
Saddam & Martha: Penitentiary Pals
by Jean-Pierre Lacrampe
Almost Raped in Austin by
Michael Curtiss |
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October 2006 |
Hip to Be Square by Mark Jabo
My Alcoholic Handicap
by James Pearson
Platinum
Pussy by Michelle Herron
My Post-Pubescent Pontification
by
Jonathan Marine
How
to Survive College Without a Helmet
by
J.B. Hour
Civil
Disobedience, Part 2 by
Dave Murphy
Why I'm Going
to Law School by
Jay Maloney
A Fleeting Pain in the Butt
by
Michael Curtiss
There's No Substituting Experience
by Jean-Pierre Lacrampe |
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September 2006 |
Hot for Teacher by Jake Christie
Stereotypical Parents of the Campus Tour
by Jon Waisnor
Just Say No to Molly
by James Pearson
Mythbuster: College Roommates
by J.B. Hour |
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August 2006 |
Chewing Out the Fat of America
by Dan Opp
Choose Your Own Adventure: Keg Party
by Matt Hulten
America's
Next Top Queers by
Justin Rebello
The No Job
Summer by
Jake Christie |
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July 2006 |
Sluts on a Plane
by
Michael Curtiss
The
Sketchy Truth Behind Art by Ben
Hanson
Blowing
Out Your Greek Stereotypes by
Dan Opp |
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June 2006 |
Choose Your Own Adventure: College
by Matt Hulten
Farewell, All of My Away Messages
by Jake Christie
Meet the Hot New Neighbors in Five Steps
by Chris Phelan
Manhunt for the Unannoying Girl
by Michael Curtiss |
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May 2006 |
Our Ideal Summers by The PIC Staff
Blorthnar's Advice to Young Teen Lovers
by Ben Hanson
Order
Your Robot Girlfriend Today! by
Jake Christie
How to Be the
Creepy Guy on Campus by Marty
Archibald |
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April 2006 |
The Ping Pong Pile of Shit
by Michael Curtiss
I Am an
Online Poker Addict by Chris
Phelan
Academic
Advising: From AA to Z by E.
Mike Tuckerson |
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March 2006 |
The Bed, Beach and Beyond
by Michael Curtiss
Murphy's
Laws of Instant Messaging by
Chris Phelan
The Last
Doctor Visit You'll Ever Make
by Michael Curtiss
Civil Disobedience: The Ex-GF Letters
by Dave Murphy |
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February 2006 |
Do NOT Air This Sitcom by Charlie
Hatton
Frat Party: The Text Adventure
by Jake Christie
Cupid's
Revenge by Michael Curtiss and
Jay Maloney
The
Future of Equally Horny Women
by Nick Gaudio |
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January 2006 |
Move Over, Chuck Norris
by Michael Curtiss, feat. Jay Maloney
So You Saw
Your Roommate's Penis by Jake
Christie
How to Spot a Shitty College
by Mark Goff
Mission
Impossible: A Gallon of Milk in an Hour
by Mary Walsh |
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December 2005 |
Sorry Asshole, Will You Forgive Me?
by Leah Cunningham
Things
We Won't Get for Christmas
by the PIC Staff
Cock-Blocking's "Most Wanted" List
by Nick Gaudio
Everybody Actually
Has No Fun by
Marty Archibald
The Holiday
Blitz Package by
E. Mike Tuckerson |
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November 2005 |
Safe Shitting Guide for School Toilets
by Michael Curtiss
Intelligent Design Flaws EXPOSED!
by Mark Jabo
The Mind
of a Single Girl
by Ali Wisch
The Cost of
Living: Now on Sale!
by Court Sullivan |
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October 2005 |
The Great Roommate Sex Escape
by Jim Fox
No Use Crying Over
Spilled Ink by
Shannon O'Connor
ATTN: Liberal Arts Students
by Ky Jergensen |
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September 2005 |
Coming Soon to a Theater Near You...
by Alan Gates
I Don't Mean to
Brag, But I'm Perfect
by Nick Gaudio
The Wingman
by Vaughan Ramsey
Crimes
of Fashion, Part 2
by Heather Fried |
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August 2005 |
My Blow-Up Doll Girlfriend
by Daniel Goodman
The
Time-Honored College Apartment
by Lee Camp
Relationship Endings for Beginners
by Mike Tuckerson
Yeah You
Know Me! by Dan
Opp |
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July 2005 |
Survey: Am I Hot or Not?
by Ryan Casey
Good
Sign, Bad Sign by
Daniel Goodman
Before
and After Party
by Michael Sarko |
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June 2005 |
I Law the Fought and the Won Law
by Nick Gaudio
Guide to Essential College Friends
by Brendan McGurk
CSI: The
Home Game by Dan
Opp |
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May 2005 |
Xtreme Stuntz Roundup
by Alexander Meyers
Unsolved Mysteries of the Hangover
by Lee Camp
It's the End
of the Year as We Know It
by Mike Tuckerson
Hate Fucking
for Life
by Nathan DeGraaf |
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April 2005 |
How to Impress Your Ex
by Daniel Goodman
The Real World
DOES Suck
by Brendan McGurk
The Art
and Science of Bullshit
by Michael Sarko
US Airways
Flying Circus
by Dan Opp |
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March 2005 |
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An Attempt at Sensitivity
by Nathan DeGraaf
Praise
for the Manwhore
by Marelli Gallagher
Clean Eye for
the Straight Guy
by Lee Camp
Spring Break
with the 'Rents
by Ali Wisch |
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February 2005 |
Loving the Penis that Loves You Back
by Josh Stern
RIP Kampus Kwik, We Hardly Knew Ye
by Nathan DeGraaf
Greatest Snow Day
Activities
by Chad Stevenson
Valentine's Day Compromise
by Lee Camp
College Classroom Etiquette
by Matt Richardon |
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January 2005 |
The Walk of Shame
by Ali Wisch
The
State of the Future Address
by Nathan DeGraaf
The
CLEM Revolution
by Michael Sarko
Dear
Liquor...
by Marius Herbst
Why I
Get Laid and You Don't
by Nathan DeGraaf |
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2004 Comedy Articles |
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New Years
Resolutions 2005 by Justin Rebello
A Christmas Story
by Matt Murtaugh
An Existential
Crisis of Collegiate Proportions by Michael Sarko
Anatomy of a
Drinking Game by Ghost Rider
Student Video Game
Therapy by Mike McGoldrick
Live Like It's Rivalry
Weekend by Andy Gallagher
Gangsta Brawlin':
The Ron Artest Interview by Mike Forest and Court Sullivan
Safety is the New Recklessness
by Dan Opp
Down and Dirty Guide to
Vegas by Nathan DeGraaf
The Beginner's Guide to
Jail by Court Sullivan
Collegiate Guide
to Surviving Hurricanes by Nathan DeGraaf
Fun with Cause-Heads
by Michael Sarko
Clowning Miss
America 2004 by Mike Forest
College Students are
the Smartest People on Earth by Mike McGoldrick
What's Your Excuse?
by Michael Sarko
The Department of Party
Science by Kyle Parrigan
Flying the Coop
by Mike McGoldrick
Internships: The Corporate
Travesty by Rick Lancer
Cell Phones: The Gift and
the Curse by Court Sullivan
What I REALLY Learned
Freshman Year by Mike McGoldrick
Crimes of Fashion
by Heather Fried
The Way We Weigh America
by Aaron Spetner
Talkin' Shit: The Good,
the Bad, and the Ugly by Justin Rebello
Beer Goggles for Women
by Mike Forest
Masturbation: The Touchy
Subject by Nic P.
Drinking Away Your
Summer Vacation by Alex Black
Freshman
Forgiveness by Bill Nelson
How to Argue With
Females by Justin Rebello
Just Kick It: The Life of
a Punter by Ryan Davis
The Buck Stops Here,
Mr. Authoritarian Administration! by Court Sullivan
The Golden Rules of
Instant Messenger, Part 2 by Justin Rebello
I Am So Sorry, Girl
by Bill Nelson
Briana Banks: The
Pornstar IM Interview by Court Sullivan
The Mind of a Single
Guy, Part 2 by Justin Rebello
Return of the Mack
(Hardcore Remix) by Scott Goodyer
American Idol 2004:
Place Your Bets! by Emmanuel Witzman
For the Love of St.
Patrick by Scott Goodyer
School Spirit: My
Anti-Drug by Scott Goodyer
The Golden Rules
of Manhood by Justin Rebello
8 Things I Hate, Period.
by Jonathan Scott
Celebratin' Lots Mo'
Drama in My Life by Justin Rebello
The Deal To End All Deals
by A.B. Fritz
Superbowl
XXXVIII: A Canadian's Perspective by Emmanuel Witzman
38 Survival
Activities For a Boring Class by Justin Rebello
My Dog Demands Pear
Mango Passion! by Court Sullivan
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2003 Comedy Articles |
The Mind of a Single
Guy by Justin Rebello
The Off-Campus
College House 3 by Chris King
The Off-Campus
College House 2 by Chris King
The Off-Campus
College House by Chris King
Are You the
Ultimate College Student? by Justin Rebello
The Golden Rules of
Instant Messenger by Justin Rebello
Salutation as Disease:
The "Campus Hello" Factor by Court Sullivan
If Interns Had Interns
by Court Sullivan
Wooing the Camera: A
Closer Look at Gameday Rituals by Andy Gallagher
Away Messaging: A Lost
Artform by Amir Blumenfeld
Broke and Disgusted:
Last Resort Summer Jobs by Dave Zimmerman
Top 10 Ways to Trick
Yourself into Feeling Like You're Making Progress on an 8-Page Paper by
Court Sullivan
eBay: Dumbasses of America Unite!
by Court Sullivan
"Ticket-Fighter"
Parking Hangtags by Court Sullivan |
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2002 Comedy Articles |
College Student Regrets
Divulging Computer Password to New Girlfriend by Court Sullivan
Non-Reader's Guide to
Reading for Pleasure by Court Sullivan
Complete Guide to
Trendy IM Laughing by Court Sullivan
Think You Know 7-Eleven?
Think Again. by Court Sullivan
Credit Cards Gone Wild!
by Court Sullivan
Investor
Confidence Weakened by Atmospheric Pressure by Court Sullivan
Soft Drinks: Oversized and
Out of Control! by Court Sullivan
On Top of the
Clothesline and Crawling by Court Sullivan
Macy's "World's
Largest Bombing Display" by Court Sullivan
Parody Resume by
Court Sullivan
How to Email
Your Professor by Court Sullivan |
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2001 Comedy Articles |
How to Deal with Finals
& Papers by Court Sullivan
Top 10 Dorm Room
Mixed Drink Stirrers by Court Sullivan
Cuban Missile Explodes:
Kills All 72 Aboard by Court Sullivan
Do You Like to GET WASTED?
by Court Sullivan
Bigger is Better:
Drinking or Driving by Court Sullivan
College
Quarter-Shortage Theory by Court Sullivan
I am the D.U.C. by Court
Sullivan
Mystery of the Campus
Shuttle by Court Sullivan
Stop Sneezing! by
Court Sullivan
How Rome Fell...Into My Hands
by Court Sullivan |
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