The People Who Will Beat You in the Thanksgiving Half Marathon for Which You’ve Trained for Months
- A nine-year-old who will be upset later that there’s no gravy for his potato volcano
- A nine-year-old who will be upset later that there’s no gravy for his potato volcano
"So, how’s that so-called ‘job’ of yours going?"
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If you’re still using Facebook today, you’ll still be using Facebook in 2042.
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When you sing to your baby please use public-domain music.
To hear this litany of passive-aggressive disgust in English, press one.
A woman realizes she’s in love with her best friend and vows to stop his wedding by any means necessary.
Reese's Cups: “Another groveling rube clamoring for accolades simply for having done exactly what is required."
Contains blood, gore, jump scares, high-pitched screeching instead of a real soundtrack, and gross chewing noises.
Close family and friends are worried about your future prospects.
Actual Word: Package Pronounced: “Peekage”: An accidental exposure of flesh or undergarments due to missing or loose clothing fastener(s).