Honest Movie Ratings We Actually Need
Contains blood, gore, jump scares, high-pitched screeching instead of a real soundtrack, and gross chewing noises.
I'm a writer who lives in Seattle. I write essays and stories and love to write funny when there is something funny to write about. My work has appeared in The Metaworker, Defenestration, Burrow Press Review, Litro, Del Sol Review, and other venues.
Contains blood, gore, jump scares, high-pitched screeching instead of a real soundtrack, and gross chewing noises.