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- A dairy farm (allergic to cows) - Siberia (too cold, no McDonald’s)

$9.99/month: Standard package for those living standard lives. Those living substandard lives will be overwhelmed.

The country leaders play a game of thumb war in front of the entire world. The losing country loses more than just a World Cup match.

Emeton's Loose Nuts are meatier, more sensuous, more lissome, bustier, than those ordinary strait-laced nuts.

A profoundly boring pair of plaid PJs ($499.78)

- A nine-year-old who will be upset later that there’s no gravy for his potato volcano

"So, how’s that so-called ‘job’ of yours going?"

Special offer alert for your birthday! Reply before the end of the night for an all-inclusive hookup!!

If you’re still using Facebook today, you’ll still be using Facebook in 2042.

💒👀So, HOW did we build such a LOVING RELATIONSHIP? 👀💒 Here’s how 👇

When you sing to your baby please use public-domain music.

To hear this litany of passive-aggressive disgust in English, press one.