Hitman or Hot Man?
Does he keep dropping hints about a dark backstory? Everyone knows that the hottest men are deeply traumatized by their pasts.
Tag: Lists
Indisputable Facts About Penguins
Penguins are from Antarctica, the Galápagos Islands, New Zealand, and South Africa but live in captivity in places like Detroit.
Vrbo Listings for Shakespearean Holiday Venues
Danish Castle with Sea View: Currently not under threat of invasion from Norway!
Bob Dylan Singing “Mr. Tambourine Man” or Your Toddler on an Average Day?
Tells you in no uncertain terms that they are "NOT sleepy." Orders you to play the same song. Again.
Ways to Say No to Drugs While Still Looking Cool
“Sorry, I can’t, I’m doing drugs later with a different group of cooler kids.”
I’m the Penny in Your Couch and Here Are Some of My Friends
Two goldfish crackers. There used to be six, but you reached in between the cushion and ate four of them three weeks after they fell here.
Famous First Lines of Novels, Updated to Drive More Clicks
It was the best of times. What it also was will shock you!
Dracula or Amazon?
- Can easily put you in a trance. - Executes with remarkable speed.
Signs That the Company You Work for Has Been Acquired by a Billionaire
In order to save space, your cubicle has been converted into two pyramidicles.
Tom Cruise or Thomas the Tank Engine?
Despite going through a few trainwrecks in his career, he’s managed to survive them all and continue to get roles as a steamy, leading man.
Solutions to Traffic Congestion the City Is Willing to Try
Asking everybody to scooch over. Or tilt the city a little bit so that everybody rolls one way.
Customer Satisfaction Survey: Please Rate Your Recent Visit to View the Sunset
Was the Sun clean, odor-free, safe, and professional in appearance? How satisfied were you with your wait time for the Sun to set?