The Worst Surfaces for a Dramatic Pre-Sex Desk Sweep
The second to-scale Lego diorama you have built in the last two weeks of the entire Chicago skyline.
Nic Nikcevic
Redwood City
I like writing things funny and writing funny things. You make enough bad jokes and one of them turns out to be bearable, so I hear.
Comedy Writing
Jokes
Good things come to those who wait, but better things come to those with rich parents.
Respiration magazine just released the newest fashion trends:
In: Oxygen
Out: Carbon Dioxide
It takes 12 bees their entire lifetime to make one tablespoon of honey, but less than 13 seconds for me to place a dollop on each of my nipples.