Redwood City

I like writing things funny and writing funny things. You make enough bad jokes and one of them turns out to be bearable, so I hear.



Jokes

Good things come to those who wait, but better things come to those with rich parents.

— Nic Nikcevic,

Respiration magazine just released the newest fashion trends:
In: Oxygen
Out: Carbon Dioxide

— Nic Nikcevic,

It takes 12 bees their entire lifetime to make one tablespoon of honey, but less than 13 seconds for me to place a dollop on each of my nipples.

— Nic Nikcevic,
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