Automated Texts I’ll Receive on My Deathbed
A Nebraskan tire center I used once on a road trip seven years ago: We’re feeling a little deflated today, and wheel miss you as a valued customer.
Christian lives in Minnesota, doncha know. He hates all unleashed dogs in public spaces and their goddamn owners; unless he happens to already know you, in which case you are lovely and so is your fluffy little fella. Yes, he is friendly, isn't he? My, my.
A Nebraskan tire center I used once on a road trip seven years ago: We’re feeling a little deflated today, and wheel miss you as a valued customer.
Babies' forearm prints all turned into leeches crawling around a fetid pond.