7 Stereotypical Parents of the Campus Tour
As a pre-frosh, the only thing worse than enduring the robotic campus tour is hearing your mom pose the first dumbass question to the group.
Tag: Guides and Listicles
Guy’s Guide to “Making Your Move” on a Girl
Here's how to make a move on a girl. Sure, you can play grab-ass on the dance floor or makeout in a dark corner all night, but eventually you'll need this hookup-at-home tutoring.
Murphy’s Laws of IM
Everything that can go wrong on IM, will go wrong. Therefore, you can always count on things like getting signed off and losing important IMs.
The Golden Rules of IM, Part II
There will never be a such thing as a flawless buddy. But twenty extra rules couldn't hurt. In fact, we're sure you need to follow them.
How to Argue With Females
A step-by-step guide to winning arguments with women - including cheap shots and techniques to break down your girlfriend.
How to Impress Your Ex-Girlfriend
No matter who did the breaking up, it's only natural to want to prove to your ex-girlfriend that you've moved on to skinnier and prettier things.
How to Not Get Laid
Sure, sex is nice, but it doesn't quite compare to the liberation that is being a douchebag. Who knows, maybe you pull off both.
How to Survive College Without a Helmet
The average college student, all too secure in his habitat, will often fall prey to alcohol, balconies, and roving buses without proper guidance.
Things I REALLY Learned in College
Skip the generic 'Things I Learned in College' lists. Here's the wisdom every freshman needs to reduce costly mistakes by at least 50%.
The Golden Rules of Manhood
20 hard and fast rules every man must live by in order to retain every ounce of his masculinity. Bros before hoes is only the tip of the iceberg.
Guide to Essential College Friends
Making friends in college is easy. Making the RIGHT friends is essential to a healthy computer, stockpiles of alcohol, and scoring car rides.
6 Things You Need in Your Dorm Room
Assuming you already have a bed and a desk, here are the next most important things you'll need in your two-person college jail cell.