In today's day and age the computer has taken the place of pen and paper and this is especially so on the academic level. Let's abolish blue books.
When you get older, birthday parties transition from liquor-fueled ragers into...dinner. Why? All because of women's dresses.
Tricky Dick was 89 and had two fake hips. But most importantly, beating him was required to gain entry into the table tennis club, or play anyone else at all.
I have developed a very advanced set of behaviors aimed at dealing with life with a broken garbage disposal. This has helped me to understand that my life is full of these faulty systems of investment.
The two hours or so in between the initial proposal to fart on this guy for money, and when I responded, were due to my overwhelming sense of shock. Eventually I was able to get past my disgust and fuck with the guy's fart fetish.
An instant message conversation turns from innocent praise to a farting proposal in one fell swoop. Turns out the gift of farting on command can also earn you money.
It doesn't matter how you got to that couch with the woman, all that matters is that you heed the advice of the most important voting member on your male body.
One of the questions that has been around since the beginning of time--or at the very least, PetSmart--is whether a person prefers either dogs or cats as a pet.
From swimming like hell as a sperm, to teenage rebellion, and finally the horror of adulthood, here's how to survive, umm... life itself.
Marine and Rhino attempt to steal walkie-talkies and other assorted electronics from Best Buy and Wal-Mart to fortify their smoke fort at home.
Marine and the White Rhino construct a magnificent marijuana smoking hideaway within their parent's attic.
Marine takes his gift of farting to the next level, taking down the teacher and impressing fellow students to social stardom.