Your Local Weed Guy Has Been Acquired by MegaTech
It’s still me, the same old Gary, but now I’m backed by a mega-cap corporate behemoth. You can just call me Gary Delivery Brought to You by MegaTech.
It’s still me, the same old Gary, but now I’m backed by a mega-cap corporate behemoth. You can just call me Gary Delivery Brought to You by MegaTech.
I'll never forget how safe you made me feel, the way you blocked the SGLT2 found in the proximal tubules of nephrotic components in my kidneys.
The revelations about the human condition you experience after consuming hallucinogenic mushrooms make it much easier to come up with future Fortune 500 companies.
By the time your child is in elementary school, they’ll be able to replace your basement door with a beaded curtain adorned with Grateful Dead skulls.
While on the outside I look like I spent a past life as a lava lamp, my insides are as square as an actuary’s lunch box.
“Sorry, I can’t, I’m doing drugs later with a different group of cooler kids.”
Over at MEGOPharma we thought, why not repurpose this stuff to make some money?
Random people keep jostling you to get to the front of the amorphous blob you’ve been waiting in for 30 minutes.
The "Definitely Not Adderall" Meal ($54.99): A taco shell with six tablets of Adderall in it.
You can’t move your arms as much as you’d like.
"Jeepers creepers! They're going to scratch the place up!"
I didn’t go to Tisch so I could buy cocaine for a lemur. Plus, lemurs need three times as much snow to get going.