While on the outside I look like I spent a past life as a lava lamp, my insides are as square as an actuary’s lunch box.
Sarah Perret-Goluboff is a sometimes-funny person who also writes things. Her work can be found in Drunk Monkeys, Bridge Eight Press, 805 Lit + Art, Five South, and elsewhere. Her work has been nominated for Best of the Net and Sonder Press’ Best Small Fictions. Follow her @parrot_perret.