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Marty Archibald
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Everybody Actually Has No Fun
Alex Black
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Drinking Away Your Summer Vacation
Amir Blumenfeld – UC-Berkeley
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Away Messaging: A Lost Artform
Lee Camp – University of Virginia
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The Time-Honored College Apartment
Unsolved Mysteries of the Hangover
Clean Eye for the Straight Guy
Valentine's Day Compromise
Logan Cardon
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Ryan Casey – Brown Mackey College
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Jake Christie – Univ. of Southern Maine
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Frat Party: The Text Adventure
So You Saw Your Roommate's Penis
Michael Curtiss – Flagler College
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The Last Doctor Visit You'll Ever Make
Cupid's Revenge
Move Over, Chuck Norris
Safe Shitting Guide for School Toilets
Nathan DeGraaf – Univ. of South Florida
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Hate Fucking for Life Hurricanes
An Attempt at Sensitivity
RIP Kampus Kwik, We Hardly Knew Ye
The State of the Future Address
Why I Get Laid and You Don't
Down and Dirty Guide to Vegas
Collegiate Guide to Surviving
Mike Forest – Michigan State University
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Clowning Miss America
Beer Goggles for Women
Jim Fox – Indiana University
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Heather Fried – Colorado St. University
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Crimes of Fashion, Part 2
Crimes of Fashion
A.B. Fritz – Miami University
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Andy Gallagher – Ohio State University
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Live Like It's Rivalry Weekend
Wooing the Camera: A Closer Look at Gameday Rituals
Marelli Gallagher – Penn State Univ.
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Alan Gates – University of Winnipeg
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Coming Soon to a Theater Near You…
Nick Gaudio – West Virginia University
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The Future of Equally Horny Women
Cock-Blocking's “Most Wanted” List
I Don't Mean to Brag, But I'm Perfect
I Law the Fought and the Won Law
Mark Goff – Hesser College
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Daniel Goodman – Virginia Tech Univ.
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My Blow-Up Doll Girlfriend is Not Marriage Material
Good Sign, Bad Sign
How to Impress Your Ex
Scott Goodyer – University of W. Ontario
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Return of the Mack (Hardcore Remix)
For the Love of St. Patrick
School Spirit: My Anti-Drug
Charlie Hatton – Centre College
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Mark Jabo – University of Pennsylvania
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Intelligent Design Flaws EXPOSED!
Ky Jurgensen – Texas State University
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Jason K. – Rochester University
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Salutation as Disease: The “Campus Hello” Factor
Chris King
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The Off-Campus College House 3 (Episode 3 of 3)
The Off-Campus College House 2 (Episode 2 of 3)
The Off-Campus College House (Episode 1 of 3)
Rick Lancer – Columbia University
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Internships: The Corporate Travesty
Jay Maloney – The Citadel
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Cupid's Revenge
Move Over, Chuck Norris
Mike McGoldrick – Carleton University
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Student Video Game Therapy
College Students are the Smartest People on Earth
Flying the Coop
What I REALLY Learned Freshman Year
Brendan McGurk – Georgetown Univ.
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Guide to Essential College Friends
The Real World DOES Suck
Alexander Meyers – Kutztown Univ.
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Dave Murphy – Saint Rose College
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Civil Disobedience: The Ex-Girlfriend Letters
Matt Murtaugh – Southern Illinois Univ.
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Bill Nelson – Kent State University
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Freshman Forgiveness
I Am So Sorry, Girl
Shannon O'Connor – Univ. of Texas, SA
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No Use Crying Over Spilled Ink
June: The Forgotten Month of Festivity
Dan Opp – RPI
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Yeah You Know Me!
CSI: The Home Game
US Airways Flying Circus
Safety is the New Recklessness
Nic P. – Queen's University
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Masturbation: The Touchy Subject
Kyle Parrigan – University of Toledo
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The Department of Party Science
Vaughan Ramsey – University of Sydney
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Justin Rebello – Northeastern University
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New Year's Resolutions, or How to Improve Upon
Perfection
Talkin' Shit: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
How to Argue With Females
The Golden Rules of Instant Messenger, Part 2
The Mind of a Single Guy, Part 2
The Golden Rules of Manhood
Celebratin' Lots Mo' Drama in My Life
38 Survival Activities For a Boring Class
The Mind of a Single Guy
Are You the Ultimate College Student?
The Golden Rules of Instant Messenger
Matt Richardon – Univ. of Colorado
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Michael Sarko – Ohio State University
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Before and After Party
The Art and Science of Bullshit
An Existential Crisis of Collegiate Proportions
Fun with Cause-Heads
What's Your Excuse?
Jonathan Scott – Emory University
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Lisa Stephens – Bucknell University
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Sorry Asshole, Will Your Forgive Me?
Chad Stevenson – Stockton College (NJ)
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Court Sullivan – Emory University
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Cell Phones: The Gift and the Curse
The Buck Stops Here!
Briana Banks: The Pornstar IM Interview
My Dog Demands Pear Mango Passion!
If Interns Had Interns
Top 10 Ways to Trick Yourself into Making Progress on an 8-Page Paper
eBay: Dumbasses of America Unite!
“Ticket-Fighter” Parking Hangtags
College Student Regrets Divulging Computer Password to New Girlfriend
Non-Reader's Guide to Reading for Pleasure
Complete Guide to Trendy IM Laughing
Think You Know 7-Eleven? Think Again.
Credit Cards Gone Wild!
Investor Confidence Weakened by Atmospheric Pressure
Soft Drinks: Oversized and Out of Control!
On Top of the Clothesline and Crawling
Macy's “World's Largest Bombing Display”
Parody Resume
How to Email Your Professor
How to Deal with Finals & Papers
Top 10 Dorm Room Mixed Drink Stirrers
Cuban Missile Explodes: Kills All 72 Aboard
Do You Like to GET WASTED?
Bigger is Better: Drinking or Driving
College Quarter-Shortage Theory
I am the D.U.C.
Mystery of the Campus Shuttle
Stop Sneezing!
How Rome Fell…Into My Hands
E. Mike Tuckerson – Tulane University
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Relationship Endings for Beginners
It's the End of the Year as We Know It
Mary Walsh – Emerson College
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Mission Impossible: A Gallon of Milk in an Hour
Ali Wisch – Champlain College
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Spring Break with the ‘Rents
The Walk of Shame
E.E. Southerby – Ontario College
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American Idol 2004: Place Your Bets!
Superbowl XXXVIII: A Canadian's Perspective
Dave Zimmerman – Emory University
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Broke and Disgusted: Last Resort Summer Jobs