1. His recent Zach Galifianakis collaboration.

2. Putting 50 Cent's money where his mouth is.

3. Edgy yet poignant lyrics that allow me to sustain the illusion that I understand black people and thus relieve centuries of white guilt.

If Kanye wanted to go the extra mile:
1. Put Gold digger on every track.

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