The 10 Commandments (Taylor’s Version)
2. (Taylor’s Version) Thou shalt not throw shade on my name or thy will face the wrath of hundreds of vengeful Swifites online.
Tag: Celebs
So Your Mom’s Dating Pete Davidson
Q: Do I have to call Pete Davidson "Dad"? A: No one will ever replace your biological father, but Pete Davidson will be around to keep your mom company.
James Bond Gets Sober on Zoom
Isolated and idle, alcohol became my only sidekick and I didn’t care if it was shaken or stirred as long as it was in my mouth.
I Was the Lemur Handler on “Zoboomafoo” and My NDA Just Expired
I didn’t go to Tisch so I could buy cocaine for a lemur. Plus, lemurs need three times as much snow to get going.
Quiz: Birth Control Brand or White Celebrity Baby Name?
Lyra? Aranelle? Zuma? Kyleena? Gio?
Werner Herzog Reviews His Favorite Films of 2021
"The Boss Baby: Family Business" The baby, it enrages me. 9/10
List: 53 Thoughts Sting Has During One of His Eight-Hour Tantric Sex Marathons
- Are fish and chips macrobiotic? Probably not. - Can’t believe scientists can clone a sheep but can’t make fish and chips macrobiotic.
I Told My Mom I Was Timothée Chalamet and We’ve Never Been Closer
Suddenly, I was all she could talk about: “He’s been compared to a modern-day Brando, you know,” I overheard her telling her sister on the phone.
Quiz: Dolly Parton Lyric or Things I’ve Said to My Anti-Vax Friends?
“Take it and you never will be sorry that you did.” “You would be surprised to find how good it really is.”
List: Celebrity Sequels to “Eat, Pray, Love”
Andrew Cuomo: Intimidate, Inoculate, Incriminate Ted Bundy: Marry, Fuck, Kill Hamlet: Be, Not Be, Wonder Lil Nas X: Yee, Haw, Satan-Worship
Barntalk.net’s Final Blog Post: What to Do When You Find Matt Damon Preparing to Reprise His Role as “Spirit” in Your Barn
If you’ve stuck around for the past few years, we want to thank you from the bottom of our hearts, and also ask you how and why you did such a thing.
List: Most Insightful Quotes from Mark Twain That I Have Falsely Attributed to Him
"How smart can this so-called Smartwater be if it allowed itself to get trapped in a bottle like that?" —The Twainster