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Awful shows like "Who Wants to SEE a Millionaire?" and "DATE… MY… PODIATRIST!"

Reese's Cups: “Another groveling rube clamoring for accolades simply for having done exactly what is required."

Bruce: With this very unpleasin' sneezin' and wheezin, she’s revved up like a deuce. Me: Layman’s terms? Bruce: It’s totaled.

Instead of giving your employees bonuses, wouldn't it be better to hire me to list off my Wikipedia page for an hour?

The leopard with the feet of a bear and the mouth of a lion is an obvious reference to Ryan Reynolds' dashing good looks.

It’s the story of one man’s life of tears and anguish, obscured by a drawn-on smile and a perennial cloud of dirt.

I can see that you've just put sunglasses on him. No, you're not allowed to "Weekend at Bernie's" an ice sculpture.

- They both went to boarding school - They wish people would just calm down about the socioeconomic divide

Install a shower in there so he’s not hogging your family’s only bathroom while you sleep. His hair is always getting clogged in the drain.

Monet: You’re admiring the haystacks painted on the walls when suddenly the room fills with pastel-tinted water.

Instead of throwing your funds away on selfish pursuits, this new program ensures your precious headcanon stays intact.

I suppose oysters are a noted aphrodisiac, but even those could never overpower the terrifying sight of your lover’s haircut.