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I’m so jealous of guys like you who can just sit at a table like this for hours and hours without literally moving a muscle—must be nice.
We don't even know him, what if this kickass party goes to waste because your baby ends up being a loser or something?
Just imagine the most unbelievable venue design I’ve ever seen is right behind his bald, moon-shaped head.
You think you know a person and then they run off with 29 of your closest friends to do a smash-and-grab.
Uh oh, you're back into the ol' overdraft - just two minutes after being paid. Thoughts and, of course, prayers, Emily.
If there wasn’t something more to it, I would be pretty bored and not have a good shot at turning it into a series of Pulitzer Prize-winning articles.
When I dared him to grant me one wish, I should have known that a quite expansive piece of sandy land would appear right where I was standing.
Fool me three times, there’s a little bit of shame to go around here. Admittedly, maybe I should have caught on to your character by now.
Max acknowledges that you are now an out lesbian with a live-in girlfriend and three dogs so he has suggested the following addendums.
When we envision our future together, we can’t see it unless the $175 egg separator we picked out in Crate & Barrel is there with us.
The size of the crowd was shocking. I knew the Austin Powers trilogy was beloved but I never knew this many people particularly liked the third one.
Work Anniversaries: See your manager for a token of our appreciation—a homemade coupon for one (1) weak handshake.