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A ménage à deux, so to speak. After all, the only thing better than sex with nobody is sex with somebody.
Day 2,121: In my book, only cowards change their email when a better and more convenient option becomes available.
The man thought of all the places he had seen “For Sale” signs. He had seen them in boutiques and department stores and flea markets.
A childhood love of swords became an adulthood of arguing with my spouse about turning our foyer into a showroom of my medieval cutlery collection.
And she did reply, "No, they are of no concern to us. Let them wander in the desert. We shall begin… Project Babylon."
If you care deeply about results and have at least four buddies named Tyler, we can’t wait to meet you.
I’m not stalling, I swear, I just need to Google best-stretches-running-question-mark.
Dear Future Pulitzer Winner: Out of our hundreds of submissions, not a single one has the cachet to pull our magazine out of the pit of tedium.
Trust is more than just a word to us—it's a word we now use twice in our name. See how trustworthy we are?
As you level up, possible life paths include True Crime Podcasting and Stay-At-Home Child.
Now, there was another creature I longed to ride, ____________ [normal man’s name except all vowels replaced with Ys].
Look, I know I’ve made mistakes in the past. The kicking. The jabbing. The grabbing. I was a real loose cannon there for a while.