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Your pointless verbal plea for a call back to help improve your feeling of self-worth is really starting to get annoying. Just send me a text, moron.
Ugly people's lives may look sad and depressing, but who are the ones having to dress, act, and live by other people's standards?
Point and Counterpointless by Et Nola and Tom Carmack. Advice columns get a fancy PIC head-to-head response makeover.
Getting rid of the clingy fat on your sides may not involve dieting, just getting the overweight girl to stop following you around. Use the Force.
When you told me to 'MySpace you' at the bar last night, I really thought we had something special. I would've put you in my Top 8, bitch...
Do you want to lose weight but are tired of dieting or trying? Then today is your lucky day! Weight Loss Mania can even help adults with fat kids!
Go ahead, bust out the crystal goblets, there's no risk anyone will show up to these parties to break it. Unless of course you're a party Nazi.
In its 100 years as an icon of Americana, Joe's has hosted iguana fights, allied itself with Germany, sold opium instead of alcohol, and much more.
It's midnight in the garden, and the only thing Adam thinks can come of this is good. He was right, but she'd like some warning next time.
What life advantages are there to having a penis? Get in the heads of a select few rock hard members of the PIC Staff and find out.
The PIC staff would like to offer their deepest regrets in advance to a number of people, including beer pong partners, parents, God, and you.
In this day and age, hooking up with a girl is like running security at the airport. Nobody is allowed on board until you're sure they're not packing heat.