Survival of the Falsest
According to artificial selection, staying true to yourself will only get you eliminated. Who was that, Charles Darwin or the admissions board?
Et Nola was a senior marketing/legal studies major at Tulane University in New Orleans. Now, he’s traveling the country in search of a new school and the true meaning of Christmas. He loves learning about new cultures, discussing various philosophies, and approaching the insufferable point at which he can hold a conversation with anyone about anything. With a variety of humor influences and a wealth of unexpected life experiences behind him, Et Nola probes into the very reality we share and attempts to pick both brain and heart alike. He once wept because he had no shoes until he met a man who had no feet—and laughed through the tears. Just as life is absurd, so are some of the musings of a man comfortable with the search for his place in the world.
According to artificial selection, staying true to yourself will only get you eliminated. Who was that, Charles Darwin or the admissions board?
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