Whether it's dinner or just coffee, each type of date warrants an appropriate strategy. Find your angle, and then take her out.
Amidst all the whirlwind craziness surrounding your exes, there is a way to find the eye of the storm. Once there, engage in forceful sex.
If you thought it was hard to find the right words to say DURING a relationship, try ENDING one on your terms. Not so easy my friend.
Surviving the rush of finals and gift-shopping can be a physically and emotionally draining experience. Here's how to defend yourself.
Summer's right around the corner, but the last semester home stretch isn't without its trials and tribulations. Like finals, and quarter beer nights.
Most academic advisors are some combination of worthless, clueless, and incompetent. If you're lucky, your AA will be completely anonymous.
Point and Counterpointless by Et Nola and Tom Carmack. Advice columns get a fancy PIC head-to-head response makeover.
While taking a break from my Sunday Saints Prayer Spectacular (I practically chant “hold on to the damned football” in my sleep), a Verizon commercial prompted me to post some sort of year-end tribute. Seriously, I was touched by the script. Anyway, my tribute has already been done for me <a href="http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2006-06.html"> at this link. </a> <br />
Even if you are a hero bachelor, not everything revolves around you. Save yourself the trouble and put the suit away every now and then.
<strong>Perfecting Attendance</strong><br /><br />Towards the end of every semester, it seems that at least two timeless thoughts cross the minds of every collegian: “How many classes have I skipped?” and “Wait – the final is <i>when</i>?”<br />
<p>Here’s a quick listing of interesting ways to fail a test. When in need, feel free to use one if not all the following (when applicable):<br /><br /><strong><font size="3">1. Arrive early.</font></strong> </p>
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