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Online poker is better than sex. Whether you're on top, coming from behind, or all-in, you're in for the ride of your life.
As a pre-frosh, the only thing worse than enduring the robotic campus tour is hearing your mom pose the first dumbass question to the group.
The craziness continues at The Leaning Tower of 18th A (aka The Neapolitan House). Rats, peanut butter boobs, and beer & flouring.
What a better year 2005 might be if only you could stop listening to Dashboard and John Mayer and save all your pseudo-whipped friends.
You weaseled your way up to pop culture icon status for little more than your roundhouse kick, but now we've found your replacements Chuck.
The pot is bubbling with excitement over what sexual cards celebs are hiding up their sleeves. Lance Bass says he's all-in, what a Joker!
All those times you thought you were having fun, you were lying to yourself. Because, as this theory proves, fun is impossible to have.
Making money? Totally overrated. If you're looking for cheap summer alternatives, try boredom, eating napkins, and drinking your own piss!
Our first mini-series ever examines that same, beaten down, falling apart crackhouse that students continue to move into.
Here's how to make a move on a girl. Sure, you can play grab-ass on the dance floor or makeout in a dark corner all night, but eventually you'll need this hookup-at-home tutoring.
Despite your best attempts, you will never accomplish this feat. Trust us, you WILL vomit the milk. Here's how and why.
Everything that can go wrong on IM, will go wrong. Therefore, you can always count on things like getting signed off and losing important IMs.