A Fleeting Pain in the Butt
When you wake up feeling like there's a wolverine in your stomach, it turns out an enema is your only friend. Beware the oil spill.
Mitch Cundiff is a smart, sexy, smooth, sarcastic son of a bitch whose pure talent as a writer is only overshadowed by his obvious lack of creativity, often associated by his frequent and repeated use of alliteration. He plans to share his stories/semen with eager recipients, as well as his points of view, which only make sense to himself. Court Sullivan's bitch.
When you wake up feeling like there's a wolverine in your stomach, it turns out an enema is your only friend. Beware the oil spill.
You weaseled your way up to pop culture icon status for little more than your roundhouse kick, but now we've found your replacements Chuck.
Back pains and difficulty urinating? You might just wanna tough it out...that is, unless you enjoyed your last alien anal probe.
Somewhere Cupid is sipping chai lattes laughing at the ridiculous conundrums lovers face on Valentine's Day. Especially 'The Notebook.'
Once you reach a certain age, you find out the true meaning of Christmas... and how it's not all about you. Damn.
A turbulent mix of ups and downs ends in unrecovered data of the night's events. No matter how you look at it, it's a bad trip.
The uncouth misadventures of an unwarily optimistic Floridian caught paddling with nothing but his hands.
Touching the toilet seat at school is like the chocolate kiss of death. Fortunately, new techniques like the Pinch and Pull keep you clean.