So You Saw Your Roommate’s Penis
Eventually, the unlucky day will come when you catch a glimpse of your roommate's goods. Are you prepared for the awkward aftermath?
Author: Jake Christie
The No Job Summer
Making money? Totally overrated. If you're looking for cheap summer alternatives, try boredom, eating napkins, and drinking your own piss!
Hot for Teacher
The Hot Professor is both God's gift and curse to college students. Good luck making anything higher than a full C in that class.
Frat Party: The Text Adventure
Make your way through a typical frat party Choose Your Own Adventure style in pursuit of girls. Hint: 'HIT GRAVBONG' may be your downfall.
Farewell, All of My Away Messages
We gather here today to remember an old friend who was there for us even when we were 'rubbing myself all over and getting wet.' Farewell, my dearly departed away messages.
All Twelve Days of Christmas Explained
Your true love sent you what? Ten lords a-leaping? You've got to be kidding. What's next, French hens and pipers piping?? ...Seriously?
Traditional Christmas Wisdom
The wise men might not have approved of a Red Ryder BB gun, but they certainly would have endorsed Jesus vs. Santa on pay-per-view.
Are You Ready for the Test? (Survey Results)
Thorough preparation is often the key to success. Of course, one's definition of "prepared" may vary greatly.
Fear and Loathing at the End of Primary Season
<span style="font-weight: bold;" >RotN on the Campaign Trail</span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><em>Peter Benjamin Johnson</em> <em>Democratic Correspondent</em></span> <hr />
How the Chips are Falling
I've been on the road, or in the sky, or packed into town halls, or shivering in an empty bathtub, every hour of every day since Super Tuesday.