The No Job Summer
Making money? Totally overrated. If you're looking for cheap summer alternatives, try boredom, eating napkins, and drinking your own piss!
Jake Christie has a degree in Media Studies at the University of Southern Maine, if you're into that sort of thing. I've written stuff all over the place. I've written it on paper, too.
Making money? Totally overrated. If you're looking for cheap summer alternatives, try boredom, eating napkins, and drinking your own piss!
The Hot Professor is both God's gift and curse to college students. Good luck making anything higher than a full C in that class.
Make your way through a typical frat party Choose Your Own Adventure style in pursuit of girls. Hint: 'HIT GRAVBONG' may be your downfall.
We gather here today to remember an old friend who was there for us even when we were 'rubbing myself all over and getting wet.' Farewell, my dearly departed away messages.
Your true love sent you what? Ten lords a-leaping? You've got to be kidding. What's next, French hens and pipers piping?? ...Seriously?
The wise men might not have approved of a Red Ryder BB gun, but they certainly would have endorsed Jesus vs. Santa on pay-per-view.
Thorough preparation is often the key to success. Of course, one's definition of "prepared" may vary greatly.
<span style="font-weight: bold;" >RotN on the Campaign Trail</span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><em>Peter Benjamin Johnson</em> <em>Democratic Correspondent</em></span> <hr />
I've been on the road, or in the sky, or packed into town halls, or shivering in an empty bathtub, every hour of every day since Super Tuesday.
<span style="font-style: italic;">With the </span><a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080206/ap_on_el_pr/2008_race_rundown;_ylt=AhwwNHmTiSpDATVHvWr6v.CM5QcF">results of Super Tuesday still coming into place around them</a><span style="font-style: italic;">, we sat our political correspondents Peter Benjamin Johnson and Michael Gladstone in an internet chatroom and mad
<span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">RotN</span> on the Campaign Trail</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><em>Peter Benjamin Johnson</em><br /><em>Democratic Correspondent</em></span><br /><hr />
<span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >RotN on the Campaign Trail</span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><em>Michael Gladstone</em><br /><em>Republican Correspondent<br /><hr /><br /></em></span>