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I would like to apologize to the Sanctuary night club downtown. I appreciate that you let me in despite the fact that I looked visibly intoxicated, and ended up disgracing your establishment.
To truly understand where we are going as partiers, we must understand where we have come from. That includes studying the alcoholic tragedy of the Titanic.
I will be the first to admit it: I get drunk or drugged out, and make bad decisions. The difference between is, I don’t experience regret like you.
An increasingly drunk guy at a party reviews Independence Day, 3 beers at a time. Will Smith, so awesome dude!!
They say that if you practice something hard enough, you'll eventually become an expert. Then how come I try sleeping every single night but always fail so miserably?
The Snippets and the Impure Tour is Nathan DeGraaf's first book, based on a true story about a kid who followed the Grateful Dead, and the ever-popular, humorous "snippets" of conversation along the way.
These are the 111 Definitive Rules of Bar Crashing. Use them wisely. Use them often. Use them well. Use a condom.
11 things you should absolutely try before you graduate college, including banging in the stacks, fighting a bouncer, and stealing every last condom from student services.
The State District Attorney questions a witness about a late-night transaction involving one totally blinged-out, smooth muthafucka.
Points in Case writer NG Hatfield takes you on a brief tour of the main PIC Staff members, including dirty behind the scenes secrets.
Me and my Turkish friends smoke all the time. But when we come to America, we cannot do it. Please, we want very bad to smoke and play FIFA.
Seven of the most epic drunk dialing and alcoholic answering stories from Alex Bash. This is why phones need late night lock-outs.