<p style="font: normal normal normal 18px/normal Times; margin: 0px"><span style="white-space: pre" class="Apple-tab-span"> </span>The presence of a gang composed of twelve-to-fourteen year old Jewish boys has sent shockwaves through the quiet, residential town of Redwood City, California.</p>
Not only did the CIA find Osama bin Laden's hard drives, they also recovered a synthesizer, drum machine, and mixing board. He was in the process of recording his own rap album.
I have decided to rectify a mistake a made long ago, when I identified the Jews as My "Chosen People." That is why I have chosen to the 1991 Chicago Bulls team to represent My Will and Authority.
<p style="font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px">the 'gyptians were a ancient race of African peoples which lived in africa in prehistoric Timex. the world was a way different place then, with dragonflies the size of Eagles from Philadelphia, & other bugs way bigger than they R now. also, there were many prehistoric dinosaurs roving around the early earth, just ch
I heard that you have every good track, ever released, by any artist, on your iPod. I also heard that you killed a deer, brought it back to your apartment, and skinned and gutted it in your shower.
Anyone who has been to a deli recently will notice, these places seem to be hiring off the sex offender registry. They are also getting a lot of post-surgical conjoined twins.
As your typical American liberal college student, not only do I enjoy pulling a knitted beanie over my unkempt mane before heading to the quad with my acoustic guitar, but I also like Islamic extremism.
We've all heard the phrase "shit, shower and shave." When I began to design my prototype shaver, I realized I could combine these three activities into one beautiful gesture.
Few things fail as spectacularly as a poem that fails. The clunky grammar, confused metaphor and mangled sentiment combine to create a uniquely pitiful result.
Man, do I feel refreshed. It's amazing what 5,700 years in a sauna will do for your back. When I was creating all the beasts of the land and sea and air, I could feel something starting to give in My oblique.
<p>I know it’s been a while since I rapped at ya, but mo money mo problems, know what I mean? Anyway, I’m writing to tell you that as your Creator, I owe you an explanation. </p>
<p>I am not the first to admit I made a mistake, but at this point there is no denying that I screwed up bad when I rented this bike with two seats.</p><p>I thought it would be a fun and creative idea for us to share the same bike. I was hoping the teamwork would bring us closer. But after the first few hundred feet, I realized it was a very bad idea.</p>