Rhonda, you have got to help me. My girlfriend left me with a broken heart, half a bottle of Beam, and a pedal-steel guitar. That's why I have placed this booty call, Rhonda. Rhonda, you have to help me get her out of my heart. We could take a long walk on the beach. Or, we could see an art-house flick at the retro theater. But at some point in the evening, the time will come for you
<p style="font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px">Mike, it's Brad. Listen dude, remember how we've been surfing the islands since June? Well, we're totally broke, and we're really bummed. So, that's why you've got to tell the teacher we're surfing. </p>
<p class="MsoNormal">When you visit our aquarium, you will enter through a revolving door.<span> </span>Inside, you will be impressed by the site of many aquatic creatures which have been practicing their routines for months, specifically in order to impress you.<span> </span></p>
<p style="font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 14px; margin: 0px">Considering how boring it is to go to the clubs at night, do a bunch of coke, and go home with a beautiful woman who insists on performing fellatio repeatedly, I would like to take my own life. But there's just one problem: I'm way too handsome.</p>
The State District Attorney questions a witness about a late-night transaction involving one totally blinged-out, smooth muthafucka.
Me and my Turkish friends smoke all the time. But when we come to America, we cannot do it. Please, we want very bad to smoke and play FIFA.
Attention Green Dragon soccer team members who had your penis and testicles touched by assistant coach Nick: look on the bright side!