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In order to deal with an impending death in a productive way, we write wills. It's one thing we do to feel better about taking an eventual dirt nap, besides smoking cigarettes.
Surprisingly, women don't mind if you forget your wedding anniversary, and they'd also prefer that you be totally honest about your pornography collection. And that's not all!
Imagine if you can, a wolf-husky hybrid with different colored eyes , who is the lead murder detective in his state, and who moonlights as the top diagnostician in the nation.
Meet the Minister's Quartet: four holy men who created one of the most historic albums ever to grace vinyl. Since its release, "Let Me Touch Him" has garnered a plethora of awards.
After three hours hanging out in a pineapple under the sea, thanks to Nickelodeon's multi-episode SpongeBob blocks, you start to notice some weird shit going down.
It didn't take long to figure out the trend in Steven Seagal films: the guy was socially inept, prone to violence, yet always seemed to get the girl.
It was very forward of the young man to leave a bit of paper on my desk with his name, calling number, and place of residence. I was taken aback at the breach of courtship protocol.
Even though he is long gone, your buddy has left behind a far-from-innocuous remnant of the nasty throbbing stench that sparked his exodus in the first place.
A lot of people believe that the world will end on December 21, 2012. But let's fast forward to the morning of December 22, 2012, or as I like to call it, National "OH SHIT" Day.
Attention young and naive students of the world: reading is overrated, true love does not exist, and the most self-controlled people are often the most dangerous.
Soccer and hockey need to go the way of the dodo. You didn't ask, but I'm about to tell you why these sports are vastly inferior to others.
From my own descent into the depths of online dating, I've compiled a list of four imperatives to guide anyone who thinks him or herself intrepid enough to give it a shot.