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I haven’t felt this confident since that first draft, which I dashed off when Bush the First was elected president.
Occasions perfect for: Simultaneously filling out a HIPPA release form, power of attorney, and a third copy of the field trip permission slip your kid keeps forgetting to turn in.
With this card, you will still enjoy the same tiers of service with our travel partners, but with updated levels of service to keep up with current trends in wealth disparity.
Time to move my body! Right now I’m super into Body by Hephaestus, which is power yoga while wearing a weighted tactical vest in a 140-degree room.
Cats that watch videos of birds are more likely to get feline dementia than cats who go outside and see real birds. It’s true.
Gotta be those great New York fish. You seen these fish? New York fish have chutzpah. They've seen it all.
No one asked for this, but they never said we couldn’t do it either. It just seemed like something the world needed.
Nestled at the convergence of uh-oh and Jesus take the wheel, Rock Bottom offers a transformative environment unlike anything you've experienced before.
Giving up remote work to spend five days in-office was softened knowing that I could have my dogs out, unleashed and uninhibited, just like at home.
I’m not blaming. I erred as much as anyone, and forgetting my gun at home probably should have been enough to reschedule the whole heist in the first place.
What exactly did we change about our Regular Beef to make it Protein Beef? Well, you can’t argue with the fact that the names are different!
The color depicted stone tools, harpoons, and tears from assistants spilling searing hot Starbucks.