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Despite the power a Badass Kween may have, the gossip of a village still stings. Stop being such backstabbing dicks, you guys.
If you’re one of the myriad auditory hallucinations that plague me day and night, you know these things all too well.
David Peterson, The Crab Apples iconic lead singer, is a walking, talking contradiction. He is ignoring all his influences and pursing a psychedelic folksy revolution.
In theory there could be infinite ways to experience a given object, but we are limited to just five. Sup with that?
I tried to make my way to the subway stairs through the dizzying, sensual mess of choreography, but I couldn't escape the nightmare scene.
You've discovered it's not so unpleasant and disturbing to wake up in the middle of the night with last night's dinner still percolating in your mouth.
If you've ever looked at a picture or painting and thought to yourself "Well now, that just can't be right...." and then trailed off in thought with your head cocked to the side, this article is for you.
A partial list of deadly menu items being added by fast food chains everywhere, as catalogued by the Department of Homeland Security.
Have you heard about sushis yet? It's the hottest new food trend, served cold and eaten with chopsticks. Stranger than that, it’s actually made of raw fish.
Mr. Hymen Clit serves as custodian here at Pete's Wood, the only lumber furniture factory utilizing only the biggest and hardest wood for superior furniture.
If you have something nice to say to me, I beg you to reconsider—I just can't handle that kind of loaded pressure.
The esteemed critic consistently sported a trademark Shalitfro/moustache/spectacles combo, and was a staple figure on the TODAY show.