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Form A Team Of International Criminals To Rob The US Treasury: It’s on your mind now, it’s all you can think about, and you know what? Why not?
I’ve got a six-pack and hands that are strong but somehow also soft. Does that seem like someone who needs the vaccine right now?
You know, obviously I figured I’d do it at some point, but it always seemed so far away. It was something for when I was older.
Stranger still, though, is to accept the behavior of John and Maria as that of two characters who do not ultimately have sex.
May: The Memento effect begins to set in as the temperature starts to go up. You start to hear people say things like "Winter wasn’t even that bad."
Gotham's oldest enemy? Health and safety code. How do people keep falling into pits of bubbly wubbly goo?
NAME: Sisyphus DEPARTMENT: Underworld; Futile Labor/Endless Toil and Frustration POSITION: Boulder Administrator/Rock Coordinator
Step Five: Start having doubts about your tattoo, which is looking more and more like a colorable stencil on a paper placemat for kids
Two Raccoons Occupying Backyard: Why does Staten Island have so many raccoons? “Occupying”…Sounds like “Occupy Wall Street.”
We researched it, okay? This wasn’t some half-ass throw on a scarf and call yourself Edna, intro-to-theatre-101 skit.
I was hesitant about bringing up my favorite books, the "Horny Pottrom" series, but I had to know the truth.
All that yarn wasted connecting pictures of faces when it could be connecting the rose petals of my hand-knit floral sweater.