This Is Just To Say
I have eaten
that was in
you were probably
for when you’re on your period
it was delicious
you could get yourself more
before you start?
The world is not a pleasant place
to be without
access to Game of Thrones
Did you ever ask your brother for his HBO GO login?
The apparition of my face in the mirror;
Covered by my wet, black beard.
Would you pick up some razors? My payment to Dollar Shave Club was declined.
For I have drank them all already, drank them all:
Have drank them evenings, mornings, afternoons,
I have measured out my life with K-cups;
And I know the Dunkin’ Donuts ones are all gone
This is a reminder to get the kinds I like–sometimes you forget
So how should I presume?
so much depends
me getting eight
of sleep at
Could you be quieter when you get ready for work in the mornings?
“Hope” is the thing with feathers —
That perches in the soul —
And it’s also a burrito bowl —
Would you bring Chipotle home for dinner tonight?
What happens to a student loan deferred?
Spoiler Alert: You eventually have to pay it back. Could you make my payment this month?
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Not lately because you’ve been pretty cold.
And therefore never send to know for whom
the alarm clock tolls; it tolls for thee.
(I really do need eight hours every night. Please try to make sure your alarm doesn’t wake me; you know I have to stay up late because that’s when I’m most creative.)
Would you get some more? Ultra soft.
I pawned your great-grandfather’s watch today.
Nothing gold can stay.