Valentine’s Day Notes from My Severely Color Blind Partner
Life is never blue when I’m with you. P.S. What’s blue?
Tag: Poetry
Interview with an Instagram Poet
Have you ever considered capitalization? NO. i mean
Gas, Grass, or a Poignant Haiku That Makes Me Cry, Nobody Rides for Free
Goes without saying, but no rhyming means no sonnets. I don't care if Shakespeare wrote 154 sonnets; you will be writing zero in this truck.
Bros Before Prose: A Critique of My Bud’s Personal Essay
You're a master of your craft. No, not the hazy IPA you're drinking, but you're a master of that too.
From the Playbill for Another Famous Poem
Triumph (Triumphant) wants everyone to know how much she has enjoyed her role in this poem.
DMs to a Young Influencer
Collabs; more inexpressible than all is the subtle brand selfie, mysterious partnerships, the life of which, while ours passes away, endures.
Hickory Dickory Doctor’s Patient Log at Mother Goose Urgent Care
Pt. Jack Sprat re-check of cholesterol ratio and general lipid panel. Wife, however, doing poorly on Nutrisystem and needs to eat leaner.
Welcome to My Hotel Art Review Blog
I run this blog with the same passion that I put into competing in semi-annual regional painting competitions hosted by local newspapers.
‘Twas a Night with the Krampus
He had pallid green skin and was terribly smelly, Like putrid roast beef in petroleum jelly.
The Unexpected Poetry of Nextdoor Digest
Today's Top Posts: what's with all the fireworks? / Please use less lighter fluid / Little Library burned / Home Swim Lessons / Free Aloe!!
Lines from an E.E. Cummings Poem or Things to Say to Your Reflection When Taking a Mirror Selfie?
“will I complete the mystery of my flesh” / “breasts will be breasts thighs will be thighs” / “thy hair is one kingdom”
Tattoos You Got at 18 Because You Didn’t Have a Personality Yet
“Live, Laugh, Love” in Cursive: Are you a human or the wall clock I bought from the Home Goods clearance section?