While I regret the damage to property, any who were there in person must have been moved by the shower of sparks emitted by that antique amplifier.
I was praying to God that maybe the reality show / would give my marriage more net worth / and make my partner feel like she had a purpose in life.
I am the Inept Geneticist So send to me your best spitting And for you I’ll manufacture A heritage more befitting
They had to drill a f**king hole in my face!
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? / Not lately because you’ve been pretty cold. / Sex tonight?
get red-hot, / a white meat babyface / I would always tease him / by calling him “Broccoli” / even if it made things worse.
fast-forward/the perfect storm./America was at conflict with Iran/Iraq/the political situation/between the countries./between good vs. evil.
I’m the Sharp-Toothed Snail Shel Silverstein Warned You About and I’d Like to Set the Record Straight
I’m so glad to get this off my shell. It’s been a weight no snail should have to bear.
Aristotle: “Man, when perfected, is the best of animals,/ but when separated from poppies and almond trees, he is the worst of all.”
I mean, dude, it's laid back, all this beautiful atmosphere and peace. But things are definitely moving in the right direction for me, thank god.
Once dressed, I sit at my desk and say a quick prayer to Dionysus. Then I take hold of the mighty pen and let his spirit take hold of my body.
The heart wants long johns from Saks. The heart can't get long johns from Saks unless it can get into the subway, but it used all it's coins.