WHY DO YOU HAVE YOUR PANTS DOWN TO YOUR ANKLES, PRIVATE?
How can someone from Nebraska not want to talk about football, like, at all?
The Fade-to-Black: Slowly dim the lights while you engage in suggestive banter, such as, “Hello there, big boy.” That’s all.
-The “proper” way to peel a banana (other fruits and vegetable should be fine) -Organized religion -The taste, texture, or general concept of milk
I think we can all agree: it is odd how a single (accidental text message / vote with my fellow Cardinals) can change the course of history
M1922 Bang? Bersa Thunder 9? Basix Slim 7?
Not to be a prude, but when you’re loud late at night it keeps me awake when I’m trying to sleep.
A Note About Misogyny in Rom-Coms from Me, a Woman Who Only Listens to Podcasts About Murdered Women
Boy meets girl, girl falls for boy and sacrifices everything. How are we supposed to change society if we keep glorifying these shitty images?
If you are caught engaging in coitus during a club meeting, the excuse “but I was just pinging her pong” is far from adequate.
No one leaves this barbecue place walking straight on account of the barbecue fucks so hard. Yeah, that's good.
This person is definitely not your boyfriend or girlfriend or someone you even like very much. How do you define these short-term relationships?
So You’re Telling Me a Shrimp Fried This Rice, Stole Your Credit Card, Then Spent a Thousand Dollars at a Strip Club?
So first you met a crustacean down at the beach and the two of you “really hit it off.” Let’s unpack that a bit.