- Are fish and chips macrobiotic? Probably not. - Can’t believe scientists can clone a sheep but can’t make fish and chips macrobiotic.
Above The Rim: No one gets a scholarship to Georgetown, where many hookups can take place, because the grounds have been converted to a WeWork space.
I was the one who asked for it, and I had a lot of success at first: one, two, three! Three brides! Ah, ah, ah!
The lack of children being born is not due to Millennials having less sex, but rather the funky little houseplants known as spider plants.
I used to have 30-45 people in me at once and not a bit of noise bothered the neighbors. Hey! That’s another thing: I’m very noise-proof!
There is a powerful part of me that needs, for just one night a year, some very specific, humiliating things from an outlaw rebel ghost.
Form A Team Of International Criminals To Rob The US Treasury: It’s on your mind now, it’s all you can think about, and you know what? Why not?
Stranger still, though, is to accept the behavior of John and Maria as that of two characters who do not ultimately have sex.
I enjoy the bachelor lifestyle that comes with living on an island that was ransacked by humans in the 1800s.
Time to swallow that unearned pride and make a purchase that would make every single member of your family deeply ashamed.
We feel lucky to be in your life at all. And honestly, we hate that you aren’t single. Sometimes we feel like we should be paying you $39.99 a month.
Are You a Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte, Samantha, Or an Individual Who Extends Beyond the Confines of This TV Personality Quiz?
1. Where does all your money go? a. Clothes. b. Clothes. c. Clothes. d. Clothes. e. A variety of things based on my different needs and interests.