A Plea for Intimacy from the Forgotten Office Copy Machine
Just because you don't need me to print those big Excel spreadsheets anymore doesn’t mean I don’t want my buttons fingered regularly.
Blythe is a geriatric millennial and very tired toddler mom trying to find the humor in life’s craziness (and write about it). You can find more of her work on The Belladonna, Frazzled, and Age of Empathy as she continues to add her unique voice to the comedy landscape before Skynet takes over. Find her on Bluesky @blythewrites and Instagram @blythechadim.
Just because you don't need me to print those big Excel spreadsheets anymore doesn’t mean I don’t want my buttons fingered regularly.