If you’re still using Facebook today, you’ll still be using Facebook in 2042.
The journey has been fun, and there were certainly some parts I liked. Reading was cool.
It absolutely snuck up on me, even though I’m 32 years old and have lived in the tri-state area my entire life.
Are you fucking with me? Because if you are, I swear to God that, with ZERO hesitation, I will absolutely let you do that.
Goodbye to cooling off with a quick dip, wading too far out, getting swept to sea, and awaking on a pirate ship Bone Rattler.
You know what they say: you can’t live in the past, when all of my achievements paled in comparison to yours.
John Chris: I am in my tenth year of overseeing the murder division at Clemsaw Capital. I would be happy to help current students in any way I can!
The suspicion that we are all just cogs in a hyper-capitalist machine — SANDALWOOD
Choose a ringtone that’s right for you, your lifestyle, and your tolerance for the incessant cacophony of crickets inside your head jar.
Is it normal for my baby to be eight feet tall and have laser eyes? It depends on whether or not you bought the deluxe model.
Did something happen between us? Did I wrong you? And if so, why bring that energy into your vacation photos?
I know I'm just a little ol' abyss, but your attention has given me quite the pick-me-up. Not a lot of people notice me.