What I Think I’ll Find in My Inbox When I Compulsively Check My Email 50 Times a Day
Dear Future Pulitzer Winner: Out of our hundreds of submissions, not a single one has the cachet to pull our magazine out of the pit of tedium.
Dear Future Pulitzer Winner: Out of our hundreds of submissions, not a single one has the cachet to pull our magazine out of the pit of tedium.
As you level up, possible life paths include True Crime Podcasting and Stay-At-Home Child.
Monday: Put on the same underwear you wore yesterday. Mistake a wolf for your grandma.
5:00 AM: After taking a deep mindful breath, I stroll outside to my gorgeous backyard and teach my daily Pilates class to the woodland creatures.
He got together with all the angels, Betty White, and your childhood dog, and they had a long hard think about how things are going down here.
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2. It’s predictable. Wow, 2 came after 1. Just like you expected. It’s dangerous to take anything for granted these days, but that felt pretty good.
How did you hear about Life? - Was never informed about Life, just thrust into it with no agency or choice. - Instagram.
We cast Keri Russell as your girlfriend, a fact that you didn't notice as you "haven’t had a TV since they stopped carrying The Weather Channel."
They are also ethically made, but somehow cost $12. These shoes make me look both mature but playful, demure but bold, casual but elegant.
New experiences are scary, unlike the satisfaction you feel when you watch Jim and Pam’s first kiss for the 59th time.
I don’t even have to hunt. I just wait to eat the animals when they’re already dead, easy. And guess what? Things are always dying.