Everyone in This Coffee Shop Is Having a Meet-Cute Except for Me
What makes the spills so frequent, the meets so cute? Is it the cheap, lopsided mugs?
Tag: Life
This Ain’t My First Rodeo—Even If My Pronouncing “Rodeo” Like “Rodeo Drive” Suggests Otherwise
What, because I talk funny? Because I called your saloon a coworking pod? Because I palo santoed your game of Texas hold ‘em?
Anxiety Dreams Experienced by People with Healthy Childhoods
The high school cafeteria comes into surreal focus.... Excellent! Loved high school!
My February Is Ruined Because This Isn’t a Leap Year
I am not entirely sure why I was so confident that this February would have an extra day.
Who I Am Now That I Accidentally Ordered Myself Black Silk Bed Sheets
There is currently a Starburst-flavored C4 energy drink wedged underneath the brake pedal of my car.
What I Think I’ll Find in My Inbox When I Compulsively Check My Email 50 Times a Day
Dear Future Pulitzer Winner: Out of our hundreds of submissions, not a single one has the cachet to pull our magazine out of the pit of tedium.
You’ve Earned a University Achievement!
As you level up, possible life paths include True Crime Podcasting and Stay-At-Home Child.
Weekly To-Don’t List
Monday: Put on the same underwear you wore yesterday. Mistake a wolf for your grandma.
Imagined Diary of Woman Who Can Pull Off a Loose Braid
5:00 AM: After taking a deep mindful breath, I stroll outside to my gorgeous backyard and teach my daily Pilates class to the woodland creatures.
Congratulations, It Was All Worth It: You Were Hand-Selected to Apply for a Discover Miles Credit Card by God and His Angels
He got together with all the angels, Betty White, and your childhood dog, and they had a long hard think about how things are going down here.
Great Deal Alert: You Can Have Money If You Debase Yourself
Want to boost your buying power? There’s a simple strategy you may have overlooked: lowering yourself in esteem, quality, or character to get money.
10 Ways Creating a Numbered List Will Help You Feel like You Can Bring Meaning and Organization to This Chaotic, Random World
2. It’s predictable. Wow, 2 came after 1. Just like you expected. It’s dangerous to take anything for granted these days, but that felt pretty good.