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John Chris: I am in my tenth year of overseeing the murder division at Clemsaw Capital. I would be happy to help current students in any way I can!

The suspicion that we are all just cogs in a hyper-capitalist machine — SANDALWOOD

Choose a ringtone that’s right for you, your lifestyle, and your tolerance for the incessant cacophony of crickets inside your head jar.

Is it normal for my baby to be eight feet tall and have laser eyes? It depends on whether or not you bought the deluxe model.

Did something happen between us? Did I wrong you? And if so, why bring that energy into your vacation photos?

I know I'm just a little ol' abyss, but your attention has given me quite the pick-me-up. Not a lot of people notice me.

You will be a person who, needing more room for books, never once thinks the words “bricks” or “boards.”

I would pet little dogs, big dogs, toy dogs, and dogs that don’t even look like dogs. Boring dogs. Cool dogs. Hot dogs. All the dogs.

A scribe’s only acceptable wardrobe is a good collared shirt or sensible cardigan, or a collared shirt under a sensible cardigan.

Recite a mantra of personal affirmation loudly so that if someone were in the linen closet, they could hear you, but they’re not, so don’t worry.

I can’t and I can’t even. Whatever phrase works best for you to understand that I can’t help you.

Reading the author's Wikipedia page may have sailed you through book club, but it will not sail you across the river of souls.