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How did you hear about Life? - Was never informed about Life, just thrust into it with no agency or choice. - Instagram.

We cast Keri Russell as your girlfriend, a fact that you didn't notice as you "haven’t had a TV since they stopped carrying The Weather Channel."

They are also ethically made, but somehow cost $12. These shoes make me look both mature but playful, demure but bold, casual but elegant.

New experiences are scary, unlike the satisfaction you feel when you watch Jim and Pam’s first kiss for the 59th time.

I don’t even have to hunt. I just wait to eat the animals when they’re already dead, easy. And guess what? Things are always dying.

Tonight, if you have dedicated your life to anything other than archaic information, you’re gonna have a rough time.

If you’re still using Facebook today, you’ll still be using Facebook in 2042.

The journey has been fun, and there were certainly some parts I liked. Reading was cool.

It absolutely snuck up on me, even though I’m 32 years old and have lived in the tri-state area my entire life.

Are you fucking with me? Because if you are, I swear to God that, with ZERO hesitation, I will absolutely let you do that.

Goodbye to cooling off with a quick dip, wading too far out, getting swept to sea, and awaking on a pirate ship Bone Rattler.

You know what they say: you can’t live in the past, when all of my achievements paled in comparison to yours.