It's the second night that gets tricky. That's when the bats come.
5 Sleep Hacks to Help You Feel More Rested and Less Anxious About That Time You Accidentally Ran Over a Hitchhiker
Sleep hacks to help you wake up feeling rested, refreshed, and less dreadful about the eternal damnation of your soul.
5:00 AM – Catching the sunrise? Driving to hockey practice? This is the third least-late time ever invented!
Fragrant blueberry bush behind the cabin where you tossed your urine-soaked sleeping bag in a panic to get rid of the evidence.
Rise and grind, baby! And by that, I mean use an angle grinder to try and remove my court-mandated tracking bracelet.
I only have dry toast. Hope you like millet bread. I’ll just cut the mold off, and we’ll be good to go.
“Bite the bullet!” -- I am directing Rambo 6 and Sylvester Stallone is being very disobedient.
Spider 8 was banned from Goodreads for her particularly scathing review of Jonathan Franzen’s latest novel.
The moments you awaken me in a slight (erotic) panic when you bunch up and crush my windpipe are some of the greatest memories of my adult life.
Construction Soundscapes: - Indoor: Hammering, Banging, Drilling - Indoor/Outdoor: Reverberating Machine Humming (Origin Unknown)
I was going through your photos, which– Stop screaming, you know you have nothing incriminating.
All My Fucks graduated from Shame University in 1998 with high honors.