A Misfit Looks at Thirty
So here it is, the big one. The thirtieth birthday. Tomorrow I become socially, culturally and sexually irrelevant.
Tag: Sleep
An Open Letter to the Snoring Girl
Baby, I stay up all night just thinking about you, but the truth is, you're a snore in the bedroom. Don't send me a letter unless it's a Z.
How to Get Rid of a Pilonidal Cyst
A massive growth known as a pilonidal cyst terrorizes Sarah's coccyx region, and you may bear witness to all the intimate, grueling details as the tail grows.
Guide to Sleeping with Women
College humor by Court Sullivan. Quotes, comedy articles, columns and blogs - all original.
Super Snooze Day
Hear that? It's the sound of your alarm clock in your memory... the one you turned off an hour ago. Time to get up and vote.
The Worst Sexual Encounter in My Fucking Life
A whiny hoe with a bloody vag leaves her mark on Gaudio, prompting him to disavow one night stands and *gasp* embrace monogamy.
Sleep Paralysis Analysis
If there is a Hell, I've tasted it and returned to tell the story. Last night I had the most intense dream of nothing but malevolent abstraction.
Sleeping with the Enemy
Bedding, thread counts, pillows, duvets.... Guys seriously, what is the meaning of all this nonsense anyway? Oh yeah, to get laid.
Top 10 Ways to Generate Feelings of False Progress on a Term Paper
The top 10 ways to trick yourself into feeling like you're actually making progress on an 8-page term paper.