The Worst Sexual Encounter in My Fucking Life
A whiny hoe with a bloody vag leaves her mark on Gaudio, prompting him to disavow one night stands and *gasp* embrace monogamy.
Tag: Sleep
Sleep Paralysis Analysis
If there is a Hell, I've tasted it and returned to tell the story. Last night I had the most intense dream of nothing but malevolent abstraction.
Sleeping with the Enemy
Bedding, thread counts, pillows, duvets.... Guys seriously, what is the meaning of all this nonsense anyway? Oh yeah, to get laid.
Top 10 Ways to Generate Feelings of False Progress on a Term Paper
The top 10 ways to trick yourself into feeling like you're actually making progress on an 8-page term paper.