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Dear Joan, I looked up your name on LinkedIn---because that’s how much I care about this job. I seriously need you to hire me.

“Yo, it’s me: the brand-new condo that sits on the same lot that rent-controlled housing used to be on."

And you charged me for all of it?! That’s over $15,000! Listen, I’m not made of that Tony Stark money

You don't release a fleet of driverless vehicles on a city and not expect someone to try to lasso one and wrestle it to a stop.

If I were overseeing this initiative, I’d start with building more “natural” wonders. People seem to love lakes, mountains and caverns, right?

501-1000 likes: Your package will be delivered by dedicated Piper Cub and guarded en route by a contingent of off-duty Allstate Security agents.

The Avengers discover that “Thanos” was actually an illicit health-technology scheme run by Iron Man’s ex-girlfriend, Elizabeth Holmes.

I “loved” your announcement on Facebook, and left a comment about how excited I am for you. > I find your friendship exhausting.

I’m outside now, walking to the nearby pizza shop. There are people everywhere, so many of them, crawling all over the place.

Sitting at a bar alone chewing mint gum while sipping a fruity drink is the ideal thing for a confident person to do at a party.

"Get Rich Media Banners or Die Tryin’" and "Jenny From the Blockchain": these are the kind of tunes best optimized for my life working here.

Our love blossomed with the speed of a carefully edited, 30-second commercial for prescription diarrhea medicine.