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"Karma Chameleon": A gay man falls in love with a faithless reptile who comes and goes, comes and goes.

Being an accountant isn’t all about money, eating tuna sandwiches in the breakroom, and getting picked last for the company dodgeball team.

The members dance in like Ellen: Everyone loves Ellen! She’s the kind of complacent we can all get behind!

We want our employees to look virtually identical so if one disappears (I mean "calls out") we can just sub someone else into that role.

Instead of Jerrick Glitterblade, how about Jamal Kingston? A little regional flavor would add specificity to his character.

Upper management has been attempting to quell frustration by saying, “The Lord works in mysterious ways.” Well, I for one think that You should not.

If you want a salesman who spends all day practicing spitting into a spittoon so it makes a "ping" noise, I’m your guy.

It’s the only way to hack job market, make killer money, and convince our Robot Overlords to let you keep your original brain!

We do not want to mar the beauty, purity, and good vibes of the Federation Gala with the ugliness of politics.

I literally feel their struggles, taste their fears, and nibble their dreams as the virile light in their eyes becomes my own.

Once your laptop reboots, please use the following case-sensitive password to log in: MyNameIsToddAndImAFuckingIdiot

The Emperor’s New Groove: Was the world clamoring for a remake of this 2000 sort-of hit that was almost universally praised as “fine?”