Teenage Squid Games
Going forward, we’ll tap into the pre-made horror of adolescence. A time the healthiest among you have repressed.
Dubbed "local prankster" by NBC, Dennard Dayle writes. He also produces satirical stunts covered by New York Magazine, The New York Post, and other national outlets. He has degrees in “liking books” from Princeton and Columbia, where he talked a great deal but learned very little. His debut book, Everything Abridged, comes out in April 2022.
Going forward, we’ll tap into the pre-made horror of adolescence. A time the healthiest among you have repressed.
Never Posts in the Group Chat Guy: A true live-only act. He might answer a text if you get sick.
In 1903, Theodore Roosevelt announces an open boxing challenge to any willing swamp rabbit. In 1911, William Howard Taft eats a swamp rabbit.
Instead of Jerrick Glitterblade, how about Jamal Kingston? A little regional flavor would add specificity to his character.
Could we reschedule our 3:00? A rift between this world and the next has opened in the conference room, and we can’t hear client calls over the endless torture of the damned.
"For a long time, I didn't care. But now it's been six years since my last promotion, and that has me thinking." —Zachary Easton, Coder