"It Came From QAnon" Beware the Forums! – New neighbors can be so strange. At least, that's what Oaklyn Barnes thinks when she meets the Martins.
Have experience with peaceful protesting but want to take it to the NEXT LEVEL? Often described as "the last person someone would suspect of being a criminal"?
Ingredients: 1 billionaire, appropriately beaten; Kosher salt; Fresh herbs / Serves: 99% of the population, when divided equally.
The members dance in like Ellen: Everyone loves Ellen! She’s the kind of complacent we can all get behind!
We're always putting our customers' needs first. And they need more meat. So we’re shoving 20 times the beef into our lasagnas.
"I essentially stuck to a low carbon monoxide, high carbon dioxide diet. It was definitely not always easy to be disciplined!"
Phone Addiction: In the pocket where ye usually keep your phone, keep instead a hairy, spindle-shanked, venomous spider. Incur bites until cured.
Life isn’t about enjoying things. It’s about adhering to specific body norms! On your deathbed you won’t be wishing you ate more bonbons.
You must place him ever so sweetly on a bed of cotton balls if you’re going to be transporting him to be booked for his many, many financial crimes.